Is it possible this can ever work on android or is that just not happening?
Yeah, I recently had an android build of the game in development, but then learned that I can't use assets from the unity asset store in a nsfw game, and I was using an android controls asset, so I removed the entire thing. So it's on the to-do list, for when I can find time to completely create my own android controls from scratch. But, short answer: Yes, it's coming.