Thank you and welcome to the list that we are presumably both now on!
If you wrote such an essay then you'd officially have thought about it more than I did. I started from a philosophy of "Wouldn't it be great if Pennywise made out with Pinhead?" and went from there.
Well, also "there's somebody out there for everyone" and "something something queer journey something." Mostly it was inappropriate crushes on horror movie monsters though.