Option 3: Cry and throw up
me: "we... can just do that? On command? Bro- Woulda made school so much easier"
Brooks: "Are you... sure this is edible?"
Me: "I was going for mozzarella sticks, with the whole cheese sticks and old ass chips for the 'breading,' Kinda hoped the Vinegar would make it work better, but uh... yeah it didnt... work"