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Yeah i, might just be over-reacting. sorry, I kinda just freak out when i think i made someone real upset-
It's oki, I do it too. Don't worry about it! That being said-
AHEM-ATTENTION, LADS, LASSES AND NONBINARY GENTRY! THE ASEXUAL COUNSIL HAS GROWN TIRED OF THE LACK OF REPRESENTATION FOR OUR KIND WITHIN MEDIA. THUS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE DRASTIC MATTERS TO CORRECT THIS EGREGIOUS OVERSIGHT. FROM NOW ON, ALL CHARCTERS WITH PURPLE WITHIN THEIR COLOR SCHEMES BELONG TO US. WE WILL RETURN THESE CHARACTERS TO YOU ONLY IF OUR DEMAND FOR MORE ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IS MET.
EXCEPT SHINSOU. WE'RE KEEPING HIM.
ALSO YOU GUYS CAN KEEP MINETA AND PURPLE GUY. WE DON'T NEED THAT JUJU.
...HEY WAIT I LIKE/HAVE ALL OF THOSE THINGS, HEY WAIT CAN I COME WITH YALL, I'LL DO ALL THE CHORES I JUST NEED A GETAWAY......AND, TO BE WITH SHINSOU-...AND IF NOT
THEN WE SHALL HAVE TO TAKE AWAY HAWKS FROM YOU, HE WILL STAY WITH US, AND WE WILL....
Still give you all then attention you need and still be on your side because everyone cares about your opinion and Hawks i love ye so much as friend, you are one of my best friends and I adore you. :)
YES WE ARE VERY PERSONABLE AND WILL SPEND TIME WITH ANY OF OUR LGBTQ+ BRETHEN. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GARLIC BREAD? WE MAKE VERY GOOD GARLIC BREAD. ALSO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT DRAGONS!?
Also the thought of Hawks being asexual-PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-no that man is a pansexual disaster with commitment issues who DEFINITELY has one-night stands.