SHINSOU BELONGS TO US. WE ARE THE EMENATORS OF COFFEE, HALLOWEEN, DEPRESSION, AND CATS. THIS IS WHERE HE BELONGS. AND NOPE MINETA IS YOUR PROBLEM.
...HEY WAIT I LIKE/HAVE ALL OF THOSE THINGS, HEY WAIT CAN I COME WITH YALL, I'LL DO ALL THE CHORES I JUST NEED A GETAWAY......AND, TO BE WITH SHINSOU-...AND IF NOT
THEN WE SHALL HAVE TO TAKE AWAY HAWKS FROM YOU, HE WILL STAY WITH US, AND WE WILL....
Still give you all then attention you need and still be on your side because everyone cares about your opinion and Hawks i love ye so much as friend, you are one of my best friends and I adore you. :)
YES WE ARE VERY PERSONABLE AND WILL SPEND TIME WITH ANY OF OUR LGBTQ+ BRETHEN. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GARLIC BREAD? WE MAKE VERY GOOD GARLIC BREAD. ALSO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT DRAGONS!?
Also the thought of Hawks being asexual-PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-no that man is a pansexual disaster with commitment issues who DEFINITELY has one-night stands.