Full disclosure: it was meant to sound pretentious and hard to understand, but not badly mixed - so that was entirely our fault and I just sent your feedback over to my Sound Editor. But yeah, that's one of the game's biggest flaws for us: We failed to convey it better, IE, we didn't focus enough time on making it clearer it's a satire, or a commentary. Our fault on that one, again, but we're REALLY glad you enjoyed it and ended up understanding it after all. <3