..Here.. take bird joke-
Random kid: "Mama, why is there birds here?"
The mother:"The plauge-"
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"Fine, Bakuhoe-, what are your ideas dumbass?"
When your asian parents make you late for school when their tires are flat:
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B:"... Oh please, what, are we in kindergarden? PLus how do y'all even know he;s telling the truth, for all we know he's making it-"
"The, mind reader slash controller, lying about what was in someones head, HMM, yeah that TOTALLY makes sense."