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?:"Oh come on, your mother isn't that bad."
Your mom:
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D:"... AMBERRRR-"
".. What? It's true, I literally had to witness the fucking memories in my head-"
When your asian parents make you late for school when their tires are flat:
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B:"... Oh please, what, are we in kindergarden? PLus how do y'all even know he;s telling the truth, for all we know he's making it-"
"The, mind reader slash controller, lying about what was in someones head, HMM, yeah that TOTALLY makes sense."
Lol, you'll get more jokes when i get more content. uwu))
"Well can i least tell you about the time he-"
B:"OI-, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE I START EXPOSING YOU-"
K:"Bakubro, what are you gonna exactly do, i mean, you can't exactly just blow his pants up or something-, plussss you would literally be sent to your dorms for a few weeks- -w-"
