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He could faintly hear her as she was dragged inside-

"w-who...who are you...." 

"... Im Haw-,....Wait, wha-.....Oh mother of Zeus, did-, did she see me? No, no  that can't be possible-"

weeeeellllp-guess he'd better get on with it then- 

"... Ugggggh, now i wanna know if she can see me or not, but i have to go track down some cow-shit or something for her to fall in love with, this day just gets better and better. -.-"

"...UGHHHHHHHHH-" 

He saw her in the gardens-she flopped back on the bench she was sitting on, groaning. 

"... Maybe the bench would be a good thing, I mean not practical, but hey, seeing a woman inlove with a bench would be funny."

"HF-YOU!" 

She bolted upright 

"W-Who are you!? W-What are you-" 

"JESUS CHRIST-!"

Now she just scared the shit out of him, soooo he came fumbling out of the sky, landing on his back.......andddd getting up in like-, .2 seconds. -v-

"Jesus fucking-, warn me next time your gonna scream your dang HEAD off-!"

"W-Me-You're the one who broke into the castle-FLEW into the castle you-you have WINGS!-" 

"... Well yeah, no shit. Im a god, im gonna be able to fly, plus flying above a castle isn't breaking into it, that's like saying a owl who says hoot is gonna be charged with assault. T-T"