"... Maybe the bench would be a good thing, I mean not practical, but hey, seeing a woman inlove with a bench would be funny."
"HF-YOU!"
She bolted upright
"W-Who are you!? W-What are you-"
"JESUS CHRIST-!"
Now she just scared the shit out of him, soooo he came fumbling out of the sky, landing on his back.......andddd getting up in like-, .2 seconds. -v-
"Jesus fucking-, warn me next time your gonna scream your dang HEAD off-!"
"W-Me-You're the one who broke into the castle-FLEW into the castle you-you have WINGS!-"
"... Well yeah, no shit. Im a god, im gonna be able to fly, plus flying above a castle isn't breaking into it, that's like saying a owl who says hoot is gonna be charged with assault. T-T"
"Wait-you're a-a god?"
"... No Miss Pretty, I'm a flying pig, oink oink. -<-"
"...Ok, no need to be a smartass. Fine then, you're a god-which one...?"
"... Ever heard of Eros? Plus, that's literally my entire character, what, do want me to be like, 'oh fuck me harder Zeusy~!', Like knob off. -/-"
"Wow, I did not need that visual-ok then, can I ask why you're here...?"
