"oh! Its no... problem..." Insert unintentional staring / jaw dropping.
"Uh huh..." he turns around an starts making his drink, the whole ass time he was muttering to himself, shit like "calm the fuck down.. they aren't real- it'd be weird if they were.. and even still it isn't your business... hes probs just into some weird shit.. just fuckin make the drink and move on.." and unfortunately for.. everyone, the cafe was pretty much empty so.. it was very.. very quiet