The promise: "Made on RPGMaker 2003 with the intention of being the happiest, least scary game ever made on that engine."
The delivery: The first significant event is a dog dying in a fire.
Next up: Insults and "Yo Mama" jokes.
After that: I quit the game.
i'm not a hater. Butterfly Soup is one of the most amazing, greatest things to ever grace a computer. Most importantly, I recognize that I am literally the only person with anything negative to say about this game.