<ok fine. But it better be good or I’ll be sad. 🦆)
“.. Do you reeeeeally wanna know-??”
<yis.)
“… -very quick explanation of -ahem-, releasing stress lmao-“
<SUN-)
“Oi! Don’t even start, you asked! Your fault!”
<I didn’t think it’d be this-)
“Well wha did you want me to say, ‘I fucked you in your sleep?’ -. -“
<I would’ve woken up if you did but fair enough-)
“Fair enough, but still.”
