“… -very quick explanation of -ahem-, releasing stress lmao-“
<SUN-)
“Oi! Don’t even start, you asked! Your fault!”
<I didn’t think it’d be this-)
“Well wha did you want me to say, ‘I fucked you in your sleep?’ -. -“
<I would’ve woken up if you did but fair enough-)
“Fair enough, but still.”
<Idiot. 🦆)
“Says you.”
<AHEM! I want a beese chrurger. Btw did you know we’re inhaling the sun. Oh did you know that no one knows how eels reproduce so I think they’re a glitch in the matrix. Everytime you disagree with me I will recite dumb things u said while drunk 🦆🦆)