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🍄Kèlspherè 🍄(YIPPEEEEE)4 years ago

“… Okay, we don’t care. Since we’re banned, do you mind if I fuck him right here and now?


Heeee whispered in his ear-


“.. No, I’m not doing that, just wait for his response-“

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

le employee: "SIR THAT IS EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE NO YOU CANNOT DO THAT!"

Echo was desperately trying not to laugh

le employee: "GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE!"

"Chill bro. I have a snickers in my pocket... you're not yourself when you're hungry."

le employee: "OUT!"

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🍄Kèlspherè 🍄(YIPPEEEEE)4 years ago

“Why should we leave just yet, don’t act like your just jealous you don’t have this sweet hunk of a treat.”


He smooched Echo’s cheek, and looked up at the employee, have a frickin smug ass smile.

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

"Heyy stop it."

how to make a worker at any place uncomfortable in 5 seconds

le employee: "I-I'm calling the police."

he goes over to the phone at the front desk

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🍄Kèlspherè 🍄(YIPPEEEEE)4 years ago

“Alright bud, good luck calling the police for two guys literally just sitting in a foam pit, and kissing each other’s cheek ya bum!”


Nah, how to make a “manager” uncomfortable in “.2” seconds.

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

"sweetie, honey, dear, darling and whatever other pet names exist on this planet, we broke a bunch of rules and you also asked an employee if you could fuck me in the middle of a trampoline park made for literal kids. We're getting arrested."

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🍄Kèlspherè 🍄(YIPPEEEEE)4 years ago

“… Yeah, but it’s also like-, “empty” empty here. Do you see literal any little kids around?.. Thst, and we broke “2” rules, both being the same thing. Flipping, and then landing on our back….. and well, yeah sure. I made a dirty joke, but is that so much of a reason to get arrested for?”

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

"we're getting in trouble for sure either way because people are idiots. Just like you, but lucky for you, you're the best looking idiot I've ever seen."

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🍄Kèlspherè 🍄(YIPPEEEEE)4 years ago

“Why thank you, and your the prettiest dumbass I’ve ever met, and loved. Anyways, we should probably get out.”

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

"right."

Echo got out of the foam pit

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