"sweetie, honey, dear, darling and whatever other pet names exist on this planet, we broke a bunch of rules and you also asked an employee if you could fuck me in the middle of a trampoline park made for literal kids. We're getting arrested."
“… Yeah, but it’s also like-, “empty” empty here. Do you see literal any little kids around?.. Thst, and we broke “2” rules, both being the same thing. Flipping, and then landing on our back….. and well, yeah sure. I made a dirty joke, but is that so much of a reason to get arrested for?”
"we're getting in trouble for sure either way because people are idiots. Just like you, but lucky for you, you're the best looking idiot I've ever seen."
