“… Oh dear.it seems like you might’ve been correct-..@
???: "YOU HEARD HIM BOIS-IT'S FIGHTIN' TIME!"
?? + ?????: "For the last time, we are not boys!!!"
???: "It's a general term!!"
????: "Sparky, I SWEAR TO GOD-"
????: "C'mon you two, that's enough!! Let's just get this over with and take what we came here for, yeah?"
?: "The big guy's right! C'mon let's go!!"
?: "....Aw crap-"
????: "You didn't think to check whether or not he had a quirk first!?"
?: "I'm sorry, ok!? I got excited!!!-"
???????: "Ah, don't worry Mes amies, I'm sure he cannot compare to my sparkle!"
And with that, the giant closest to him shot a sparkling lazer from his stomach RIGHT at Todoroki, sending the man flying back
??: "WAIT WATCH OUT FOR-"
???????: "AH-"
??: "Trees...Ribbit-"
The man went crashing into a tree, causing the wind to go flying out of him-and his stilts to get knocked off...wait-he was....A dwarf!? The man couldn't have been more than 4 feet tall!!!
....Oh, Todoroki....you walked RIGHT into what happens next in this movie...and I was gonna be nice and not do it to you but HERE WE ARE-
?: "Heh, that's your own fault for wearing white in the middle of a forest!"
Iida: "Sir, I can fight them off if you-"
A loud, thundering, amplified boom like a heartbeat rang out throughout the forest, the sound making it impossible for Iida or Todoroki to concentrate or think-it seemed that one of the-dwarves, apparently-had plugged what looked like some sort of extension on her ear into a tree. meanwhile, the dwarf who had been talking, who seemed to be the head-started swinging over the pair's heads with tape, going from tree to tree. The 6th one, who had stayed quiet this whole time, suddenly spoke up.
??????: "Creatures of the forest, hear my call!"
The pair were suddenly divebombed by a flock of birds, pecking at them and making it impossible to get a clear shot at any of the bandits.