“.. They have us surround Lida, exactly how do you suspect we get away from these things?
???: "YOU HEARD HIM BOIS-IT'S FIGHTIN' TIME!"
?? + ?????: "For the last time, we are not boys!!!"
???: "It's a general term!!"
????: "Sparky, I SWEAR TO GOD-"
????: "C'mon you two, that's enough!! Let's just get this over with and take what we came here for, yeah?"
?: "The big guy's right! C'mon let's go!!"
?: "....Aw crap-"
????: "You didn't think to check whether or not he had a quirk first!?"
?: "I'm sorry, ok!? I got excited!!!-"
???????: "Ah, don't worry Mes amies, I'm sure he cannot compare to my sparkle!"
And with that, the giant closest to him shot a sparkling lazer from his stomach RIGHT at Todoroki, sending the man flying back
??: "WAIT WATCH OUT FOR-"
???????: "AH-"
??: "Trees...Ribbit-"
The man went crashing into a tree, causing the wind to go flying out of him-and his stilts to get knocked off...wait-he was....A dwarf!? The man couldn't have been more than 4 feet tall!!!
....Oh, Todoroki....you walked RIGHT into what happens next in this movie...and I was gonna be nice and not do it to you but HERE WE ARE-
?: "Heh, that's your own fault for wearing white in the middle of a forest!"
Iida: "Sir, I can fight them off if you-"
A loud, thundering, amplified boom like a heartbeat rang out throughout the forest, the sound making it impossible for Iida or Todoroki to concentrate or think-it seemed that one of the-dwarves, apparently-had plugged what looked like some sort of extension on her ear into a tree. meanwhile, the dwarf who had been talking, who seemed to be the head-started swinging over the pair's heads with tape, going from tree to tree. The 6th one, who had stayed quiet this whole time, suddenly spoke up.
??????: "Creatures of the forest, hear my call!"
The pair were suddenly divebombed by a flock of birds, pecking at them and making it impossible to get a clear shot at any of the bandits.
.. Well jeez-, j didn’t know THAT was gonna happen- . ,.”
“Agh-!”
Todo tried desperately to cover his ears, the ice shattering off his arm as he was slowly brought to one knee, an eye open, and he looked up at the bandits.. he wanted to strike the one chanting, but he was unable to move. Nor was he able to take his eyes off of him..