This is brutal and hilarious. The absurd theme and ridiculous graphics are awesome, and the use of the limitation is epic.
Music and sound effects were good. Controls and hit boxes were good enough for a platformer.
It's hard to think of any suggestions for improvement, unless you wanted to write stories for these characters. But the stories would have to be extra ridiculous to one-up the theme. :)
Edit: I thought of something. Please add full screen support in itch.io. Playing on a laptop, I had to choose between whether I could see the top of the screen or the bottom of the screen. Thank. :)