Kiri: "Uh-ittttt might be best if you left him alone for the moment-"
Mina: "Yeahhhh, he's probably reliving-a lot right now...."
But Bakubabe, aren't you the least bit curious about what the fuck is going on with Mr. Corpse boy? Might at least help you to get out of here if you knew more about himmmmm-
Mina: "Mmm.....no. How 'bout instead we tell you his story...then maybe you'll stop being such an asshole to him-"
Denki: "And what a story it is!!"
Uh-oh-Denki looked fired up-he stood up, raising his glass
Denki: "A tragic story of passion, romance...and a murder most foul-"
Mina: "Oh, Denki, not a song number-"
Sero: "Shhh-let him have this-"
Time for some U.A. Dumbassery-IN SONG FORM-
Denki got up on the table, singing. The others sighed and watched him, mildly amused because like-c'mon-drunk Denki singing-
"Hey!~Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer~'Least those of you who still got an ear~I'll tell you a story, make your skeleton cry~Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride~!"
SHHHH-fuck gender he's a bride that sounds cooler.
