Mina: "Mmm.....no. How 'bout instead we tell you his story...then maybe you'll stop being such an asshole to him-"
Denki: "And what a story it is!!"
Uh-oh-Denki looked fired up-he stood up, raising his glass
Denki: "A tragic story of passion, romance...and a murder most foul-"
Mina: "Oh, Denki, not a song number-"
Sero: "Shhh-let him have this-"
Time for some U.A. Dumbassery-IN SONG FORM-
Denki got up on the table, singing. The others sighed and watched him, mildly amused because like-c'mon-drunk Denki singing-
"Hey!~Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer~'Least those of you who still got an ear~I'll tell you a story, make your skeleton cry~Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride~!"
SHHHH-fuck gender he's a bride that sounds cooler.
Oh no that's very fair-Denki IS a dumbass-but I love him tho-
The others kinda like-rolled their eyes but started to get into it, swaying to the music and singing along-and the door was blocked, he wasn't getting out.
"Die, die we all pass away~But don't wear a frown 'cuz it's really okay~You might try and hide, and you might try and pray~But we all end up the remains of the day~Die die die, yeah yeah, die die die~!"
