I love your dialogue and the sense of humor! I thought self-aware/deprecating jibes were really funny. I really liked this as a small game - I found it inspiring as an amateur game developer.
Small small pieces of critical feedback:
- I got stuck for a couple of minutes at the very beginning when trying to make one of the initial jumps where you have a tight space to make the second jump. I honestly almost quit before getting by that - might want to make that a bit easier so you don't lose players too early! Or maybe I'm just really bad XD
- I liked the boss battle (especially the dialogue). A little more juice in it would've been nice (e.g. sfx when you hit the boss, more visible "dust shots" from the boss, etc). Admittedly, I wasn't able to beat the boss :( the lasers were hard!