Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my mom makes me ramen and shoves cough drops in my mouth!
If my dad found out I was sick he would find a way to ask to chop of one of my limbs.
Yeah i’ll be like “dad, my arm hurts” and my dad will say, “want me to chop it off?”. And i’m just like “NO, WHY?
Why must you laugh at my pain ;-;