(Alright, I get some people are "blind" or stupid....BUT HOW TF DO YOU MISTAKE A FRICKIN PENCIL FOR A - Dildo.)
(I MEAN- ITS SHAPED AS ONE BUT LIKE- ITS MY BEAR PENCIL CAUSE THATS LONG-)
(STILL THO, HOW TF IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!)
(THE KID IS DIRTY MINDED. and- i was drinking my white milk and kerem kept looking at me saying "Nat- whos cream is that-" AND DUDE. I THREW AWAY MY MILK AND SPIT IT OUT-)
(Omfg he ruined milk for me, NOW THAT'S WHAT IM GOING TO BE THINKING OF, thanks Kerem, THANKS-)
(ahem- she- and IM MORE DIRTY MINED THAT HER.)
(-ahem-, I think were on the same level-, DIRTY MIND WAAAAAAR....Lol)
(BET. PICK UP LINES.)
are you a rollar coster? cause i'd love to go ride on u 24/7.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
(PFFT-, OH DEAR LORD.)
(that was gpood-)
I like to suck on straws, can I suck on yours?
