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(BET. PICK UP LINES.)

are you a rollar coster? cause i'd love to go ride on u 24/7.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

(PFFT-, OH DEAR LORD.)

(that was gpood-)

I like to suck on straws, can I suck on yours?

(Heh, IIII haaave plentyyyy-)

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

(OH GOD-)

are you a light switch? cause i'll turn u on,

(Whaaaat? TwT)

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

(WHB@GWBWEHjd-)

The faster you go- the harder i get.

THAT WAS THE WORSE ONE-

Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

(Pfffft-! X3)

oh god.

um-\

uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

think nat think-

are you a ball? cause ill bounce on u all night.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.