“Sounds fun to me, my life is pretty boring”
"I guess mine is kinda trashy. Uhhh got abandoned at a young age took a DNA test as a teenager to find my real parents found out they died. Oh and kind of beat up a bunch of people and got myself arrested twice. Decided to try going to college and failed then stabbed a man in a bar fight and got arrested again. Got released then finally made it to college but was forced to see a therapist by the police because I needed help with my quote unquote issues and so that's pretty much all that's important."