???: "Woahhhh..."
The man looked up at Hero in awe for a moment, then snickered
???: "So this is your new snake fuck buddy~?-"
Roman's face went bright red and he hissed
"S-SHUT UP, REMUS!"
???: "Awwwwww it issssssss-ooooooo, my brother's in looooveeeee~-"
"S-STOPPP-"
???: "Aw little bro, even after all this time you're still so easy to make fun off!!! You little scoundrelll-"
He dropped his morningstar with a loud thud, running over and noogieing Roman, who squirmed angrily and gave his brother the death glare
"Remus I swear to god I'm going to fucking kill you!!!"
He sighed, grumbling, face red
"...Yes, I have a brother. Hero, this is Remus."
Remus gave a clumsy curtsy
R: "It's a displeasure to meet me!"
"...well you're as disgruntled as always-"
Remus shrugged, inadvertently letting go of Roman
R:"I try to be a general nightmare-"
Roman held the point of his sword to his chest, glaring at him
"Now how the hell are you still alive, and what the FUCK are you doing here."
Remus snickered, blowing his hair out of his perpetually wild eyes
R:"Oh, so you mean he didn't tell you? I'm the villain! Every good hero has one right!?-"
"Remus, no one's going to throw you a pity party right now."
R: "Awww, but I'd so love a good partyyyy~"
He pouted and Roman sighed
"I swear to god-ok-Remus is...my twin brother. Not identical obviously, I got the handsome genes-"
R: "I beg to differ-have you seen this mustache!? You know, he can't even grow one-"
"Not important!!"
Roman was blushing with embarrassment. He sighed, trying to recompose himself
"Anyways..."
