Remus snickered, blowing his hair out of his perpetually wild eyes
R:"Oh, so you mean he didn't tell you? I'm the villain! Every good hero has one right!?-"
"Remus, no one's going to throw you a pity party right now."
R: "Awww, but I'd so love a good partyyyy~"
He pouted and Roman sighed
"I swear to god-ok-Remus is...my twin brother. Not identical obviously, I got the handsome genes-"
R: "I beg to differ-have you seen this mustache!? You know, he can't even grow one-"
"Not important!!"
Roman was blushing with embarrassment. He sighed, trying to recompose himself
"Anyways..."