"Hehe, Well im sure your boyfriend is just as good with you TwT"
She said it so camly, as if she DIDN'T just say that
"....What?.....Whooooooo-said I had a boyfriend!?"
"Well you of course! Don't you think you moaning in the call wasn't a bit suspect? I know you wouldn't have just 'did' yourself on call >:3"
"Whattttt-I-dude! I don't have a boyfriend-I literally yelped bc something hit me-"
"Mhm...suuuuure"
"I'm being deadass-dude I'm not dating anyone-I still have my virginity!"
"-inhale-....Okay fair point, nvm then, maybe you did just do that o-o"
"Omgggggg-I didn't I told you I yelped-sorry if it sounded like a moan...-"
"Pfft-, eh, it's fineee, i was just overeactinggg -w-"
"Thank youu,for finally believing me, now where are we eating at?"
