"Girl, I definitely understand while-trust me-I won't."
She laughed, as she grabbed her purse and put it in the back seat, as she started pulling out the parking spot.
"Hehe, Well im sure your boyfriend is just as good with you TwT"
She said it so camly, as if she DIDN'T just say that
"....What?.....Whooooooo-said I had a boyfriend!?"
"Well you of course! Don't you think you moaning in the call wasn't a bit suspect? I know you wouldn't have just 'did' yourself on call >:3"
"Whattttt-I-dude! I don't have a boyfriend-I literally yelped bc something hit me-"
"Mhm...suuuuure"
"I'm being deadass-dude I'm not dating anyone-I still have my virginity!"
"-inhale-....Okay fair point, nvm then, maybe you did just do that o-o"
"Omgggggg-I didn't I told you I yelped-sorry if it sounded like a moan...-"
"Pfft-, eh, it's fineee, i was just overeactinggg -w-"