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I felt bad for you so I had rebeat the entirety of the game just to answer this, so, spoilers.
1. Drag Never from Neverhood into the middle of the screen.
2. Press W (Jacob West)
3. guli guli guli (press on the pigeon near the motion blur dog) Brock Ronson's (Jerone Alexandre's) previous alias was known as Jacob West who wanted to release Stuck In The Creep in 2028 but then deleted his account. His favorite bands were Diskoteka Avariya and Kiev Electro. Diskoteka Avariya released a song called Aram Zam Zam, the song has words "guli guli guli guli guli ram zam zam" and golub means pigeon in russian, oftenly called gulya or guli in multiple form.
4. Spam your mouse's left click as SOON as you click on the pigeon. I recommend holding this grip, put the mouse in your right hand and put the left hand on the left mouse button (two fingers, middle and point finger specifically). Then mash the mouse while dragging the mouse (with your right hand) in circles left and right, alternate with your two fingers to half the BPM and spam as fast as possible. You should be fast enough with this strategy to create Steve Haines's new account.
5. Fullscreen the window and WELCOME TO CREEPYFACE'S MAZE OF DREAMS AND FUUUN. FOLLOW MY SOUNDCLOUD (i hope you know this game it's pretty good). This is in reference to the hardest level in Impossible Quiz 2 which has a maze which turns you invisible. Now, I can't give much tips but the hitboxes in the first half of the maze are really messed up, bleeding, the second half when it gets invisible is surprisingly easy, here you need the best Scary Maze skills, good luck. The song is called The Flaming Lips - Riding To Work In The Year 2025, godlike track in my opinion.
6. Don't press anything yet, tip: the mistake is . Click on .
SPOILER ANSWER: don't click on anything at all, there is no mistake in the text it's just Michael Townley's writing, the bomb is a DUD, wait for it to blow up
7. Be careful. Put your finger on spacebar but don't press it yet. Look at the bad guy (stealer in mask), wait for him to run at you and try to kill you, THEN PRESS THE SPACEBAR, instantly. Think of it as a reaction test. Let Jacob Western (NoseDiver?) (Not the frustrated gamer) kick the bad guy ass we professionals here i won't reply
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is not THAT hard of a boss but it's just as bad as aram zam zam but if you are touhou player it will be easy. Stay in the top right corner most of the time, jump up a lot of times when you feel like creep is going to come there, sometimes go to left top corner, and then when creep goes crazy you will know what to do. After halfway of his health is destroyed, everything will be extremely easy.
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