(he's using magic m'guy.)
Jun tackled Aldous, and he fell to the ground, losing eye contact with Sam. Sam felt his confusion fall away, snapping out of it.
"LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU LITTLE TROLL!-"
???: "BUZZ OFF SHITHEAD-"
"Ah-no we're not gonna hurt each other-well-I'm not gonna hurt him but-"
Aldous shoved Jun off of him while he was distracted
"OOF-"
He brushed himself off and stood up, walking over to Sam and smirking down at him
???: "Hello darling, Aldous is the name-my, Jun wasn't kidding-you are beautiful-"
"SATANDAMNIT ALDOUS-"