Sam: I-If you want to come in-
(he just met him dude.)
"Ah-no we're not gonna hurt each other-well-I'm not gonna hurt him but-"
Aldous shoved Jun off of him while he was distracted
"OOF-"
He brushed himself off and stood up, walking over to Sam and smirking down at him
???: "Hello darling, Aldous is the name-my, Jun wasn't kidding-you are beautiful-"
"SATANDAMNIT ALDOUS-"