(I know)
*points at stiff cock* this
“What- Oh, peenids are no laughing matter! We need cut it off immediately!”
NO
“Why not?!”
CAUSE ITS MY CIVK
“Like I s-said, we NEED to cut it o-off, IMMEDIATELY!”
NO I JUST NEED TO CUM
“IMMEDIATELY”
“YES”
They pick up a god damn chainsaw
