FUCK · By Madner cumabat (real), jordan
Austin why
*eating pizza with chica*
bc meme was annoying me
he was basically preventing me from rping, when i was trying to rp with you two he just deletes my posts.
I’ll tel him not to
how is trying to make me reply to you Rp?
thats not what I was doing at all
(it was that bonkyz guy or whatever T-T)
C: Heh, i honestly kinda like you! your one of the first to not run away from me ^v^
Mc, austin, bonkyz, ALL THE SAME PERSON YKNOW
y yea
(Just don’t delete his things ok)
(alright alright, I apologize for that, that's on me)
C: glad to have a HUMAN friend for once
^^ I wish the others liked me
C: trust me, once they hang out with you im sure they would, im sure even the guys would like you! tho G.F on the other hand, that's a tough cookie -v-
oh ok *worried eating pizza*
(wait, is he MC?)
C: hey, don't worry, they'll like you eventually
(yea)
*reaching for cup again but stops* oh yea oil
(oh shit! i thought he was just a random person! ;-;)
C: heh, yep, -slides you another cup- here, have some soda instead
Ok *drinking*
Hello
(Ello TvT)
(Lucas): Woah pizza party and cool animatronics! Cool!
F: Argh, Welcome to Pirates Cove, i've come for yer booty....that's treasure you know -v-
Wow they really put a lot of detail into the voices *walks away*
F: . . . Damn when did all these 19 yr olds come to this hunk of junk? -/-
Wow this place is cool
C: Well hey there friend, Welcome to Freddy Fazbears,what can i get you today? ^v^
Um pizza
C: alright sir, anything else i could interest you? -while moving arms, tits shake a little because it's chica TwT-
Um water
imma just block everyone
what no baby
😌 too bad
im just upset right now okay I keep saying I'm gonna block people when I'm not
hold up hold up, are you MC?
did it take you to long to figure it out?? I'm austin too :/ and pico, I just changed my acc
lmao, yeeeeah, idiot me xD
yes very big idiot you
yeeeep, and i accept that TvT
oh
C: I'm bored
(b) oh well we could eat pizza
C: nah I'm not rlly hungry.
wow that’s a first! *laughing a bit*
C: -m-
aww sorry
it's fine
*hugging*
Me trying not to be jealous
it’s rp cmon
ik I'm just rlly sensitive ;-;
same really
Just remember I love you and whoever you love
so you love my stepsis
sweeet
/
o-o
BAHAHA
HHHHHAAAAHAHA
where me cuts ovo
cuz name is cory kenshin.
Well at leatst i THOUGHT i was apart or your squad
I am apart of spain without the s...
hey guys I'm back!!!?!!!!!!
yey!
however, wanna rp
yes of course
Asher: Why did we come here?
Sam: idk *eating candy*
(f) hello kids!
Asher: 7-7 okay this dude is an idiot
Sam: Hey don't call it that! we're still teenagers you know!
Asher: fine
(f) *smiling*
Asher: *just looking at Freddy*
Sam: candy
Asher: 7-7
*looking back*
Asher: He's staring at me.
Sam: I'm scared <:c
don’t be scareeeeeeeeeeee *glitching*
Asher: WHAT THE HELL
Sam: AAAH!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I was getting super weirded out by meme calling them sex robots
But now I remember why
Gabriel: You two calm down, I know a way we can get out of here without being seen.
Asher: Alright..
Sam: *Still kinda crying and hugging Asher*
(b) already sees them* well hi!
G: fuck.
A: 7n7 wow
Sam: h-h-huh?
oh no no o I won’t hurt yall!
G: Oh. Wait, why?
A: Freddy looked like he was ABOUT to kill us earlier
S: u-uhm
Freddys just a dic’!
G: BAHAHAHAHA
A: PFFFFFFFTT
S: *kinda snickering*
just stay ! Your ok!
G: Okay.
A: sure 😶
S: o-ok.
there’s pizza if you hungry *sits. On stage tuning guitar *
Elizabeth: *opens the door* I thought this place got burned down by the time daddy said so! *walks around*
Me: new day
My struggles: wdym it's been 48 hours and it's still nine days after I got born
Me: W H A T
huh
W H S T
wgwhhwhehc f
lucasello
oOo milo cello?
hmmmmmm
no
milo pico
ooooooooo
ME WHEN MEME IS STILL IGNORING ME
pffft, i ain't ignoring you man, you just ain't talking to me xD
lol, yeah
T.C: bruh
(Tb) bruh wdym BRUH
I LOOK LIKE A FUNKIN WOMAN
ayo my man what is wrong with you
??? : let me be in peace, the other animatronics don't know I'm here
aren't you also an animatronic
??? : just go.
smart ass
penis
sinep
Who else is gonna be in the v2 porn?
idrk yet
why did it take u 2 minutes to respond?
but ok
i was refreshing my notification page to see if anything popped up.
toy chica is cool
a: no thicc
yes very thiiccc chick
:/ meme is big sexy /j
meme is big sexy
heheheh
I see that r34 tab
uhhhhhhhh no you dont
Ahegooooo
;ovo;
hehe
Alan: *hearing moaning* uhhhhhhh
Jaxx: what is that-
Henry: “Where the hell- wait, is this-”
no this is sunday
No, this is patrick
afk you guys imma try and make dotto over bob
Cuby: let's do a little meming *breaks open door and yells* CHICKEN PUSSY IS BEST PUSSY
(tc( I AM HERE
Cuby: oh fuck an actual chicken uhhhhh
well *undoing bib* you want this
Cuby: *nosebleed* uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
shhh
Cuby: u-uhhh okay
Cuby: *hugging*
go on then *spreads legs *
Phantom Balloon Boy: ahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
(s) I will fucking shove you down the vent
PBB: try me fuckhead
*pouring gasoline *
PBB: oh f-
yea that’s right
I might sleep
for real?
yea
WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED
(security Puppet: ... i hate this job
hmmmm I’m gonna go back in time to the pizzeria with toy Freddy in it maybe I’ll be accepted there
*time travels*
*walks in* helllloooo!... Wait where is everyone?
uhhh...
(If anyone’s listening this would be their que)
(somebody? Please?)
(aaaaand this is why I quit itch)
(say what I wasn’t seeing you in ma notifs sorry 😢)
(Tf) on stage*
(oh sorry)
(Sp: hello toy Freddy! Where is everyone else?
oh they’re getting repaired!
Sam: *sleeping*
Gabriel: *listening to music*
Asher: *running after bonnie for stealing his chocolate-*
GAH HAH MY CHOCOLATE SMALL BOY!
Asher: GRRR
*throws chocolate * AAAHHHAH
SORRY!
A: *grabs*
*stops*
Sam: gummy worms, with the lollipops, A U A H ~
Asher: *nosebleed*
Gabriel: 0-0
(bonnie) *yoinks a worm*
S: h- eh their free anyway
*momch*
A: hey sam tell me a joke
S: You
A: w-
(b) it’s true
A: ~n~
*hugs*
A: hmm
you ok?
How the fuck do I fuck a chicken
(c) lemme show you
(lol)
K
(c) *speads legs)
THEY ARE CHILDREN
Chris: *eating chicken nuggets*
Lolbit: Glitching “Wha, H-How did i-i get here?”
(night guard) *sitting*
L: “H-Hmm, another night g-guard eh? Hahaha!”
a ah! Oh gooood I knew I was gonna die
L: “Eh, at least you’re s-self aware, I’m too busy to k-kill you right now though! So u-uh, cya! Though I’d try harder next time”
h hey I’m friends with the others!
L: “‘Others’? Like Circus baby o-or Yenndo or or- B-Ballora?”
yea!
L: “Eh, hmm, are y-you eggs? in… D-Disguise!?”
n nope
(Purple Girl) I don't know-
L: “Aha! Uh, w-who are you.”
Purple Guy: IT’S BEEN SOO LONGGGG
Henry: SINCE LAST I’VE SEEN MY SON
Clara: LOST TO THIS MONSTER- X3
Liz, Mike, Chris: TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRRRR
MY JEALOUSY IS GOING TO START FLOWING OUT OF MY MOUTH
WHWYYWYWYWYWYWYWYW
stfu
nobody is replying to me here
why
I didn’t se notifications sorry
What wanna do
AAAAAAAAAA WHHYYY
PG: bc
*waiting*
PG: because,
Chris, Mike, Liz: GO PICO YEAH YEAH GO PICO OH
pico Aaa
ah~
alright how wants a fucking
yes
Liz, Mike, Chris: TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRRR
Asher: SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE
Gabriel: I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG TO COVER
Sam: THE SANITY OF YOUR MOTHERR
I WISH I LIVED IN THE PRESENT
WITH THE GIFT OF MY MISTAKES
BUT THE FUTURE KEEPS LURING IN LIKE A PACK OF SNAKEEEESSSS
W B EFE D E
finally someone who knows the song 😎
I've been waiting so long for someone to sing that song lmao
Lol
that song is so good lol
ikr
Lmao
(Lucas): This place isn't actually that scary
uh oh the unstoppable three
misutos info
Occupation: Teenage Assasin 0v0
Quote: "die mother lover"
Crush?? : no one 😎
Weapons:
P-90
Grenade Launcher
Rocket Launcher
Gattling Gun
Axe
Scythe
Revolver
Knife
Katana
Nunchucks
Bomb
Explosive Walkie Talkie
Things he likes:
Murdering :>
Knives
Guns
Things he dislikes:
You
Yo-
(Lucas): This place isn't that scary
(nightmare Freddy) damn bro
Yeah I'm not really afraid of anything here except for- *sees chica* OH FUCKING GOD
(c) WHAT THE FICK!
AAAAA
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
NEVER SEEN A BIRD WITH TITS
YES I'VE NEVER GET ME OUT OF HERE *presses button in office and shuts door*
Damn
I GIVE FRREEE SEX
NO
*shuts other door by pressing the left button*
heh daammnnn you looking sexy ~
huh time to work on the night again
Amn that sound terrible
A: do it
fine *chugs down a whole gallon of oatmeal* OH GOD I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT
A: 7v7
THIS HAS GLUTEN IN IT DOESN'T IT
A: yea
ZRILDUDYYkdydkYDKDHKyodKyyDyDKyDsyKDYO
(c) JESUS
A A A A A auuauauURRQRQixgXGIQzLGIqILXGqILCqLFJgilq
*makes him vomit the oat meal out
EEECHIWChoqchoWo, Lfz zGIGI-
OH GOD I ALMOST CRAPPED MYSELF
*sees lump* I uh think you did
0-0
AAAAAAAAAAA
Asher: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you want me to clean yA?
EW NO-
*laighing*
so far this rp is looking like the fnaf video by hotdiggedydemon
I have been seeing all this in my head like this holy shit
see-
*sigh* this nightshift is boring
(foxy) *bangs into door *
huh?
AGH YARH
AH NAH
*closes door*
OI OPEN YOU TWAT
NOPE
*I need to hide*
*hides*
Emilia: Cool place -v-
Emilia: futa girls unite uwu
Nadia: yasssss gurl uwu
(n c) … -+-
(night guard: FRICK 20% POWER!!!
Freddy: *laughing*
HAHSHDHDBSJSJSJ
bruh
...
*power becomes 0%*
Freddy: *musicbox plays*
hey Freddy your fly is down
Freddy: hm?
*runs away*
Freddy: HEY
i drew javier bc why not
beeg hair
his hair very poofy
what if I just *smooshes hair *
-you feel lots of floofy soft silkyness in yo hands-
Javier: *snoring quietly*
h huh wow *sits next too*
Wait how come you can't open your eyes??
Javier: I dunno
Wait you can’t! Aw you poor thing!
Javier: I can still see though
oh?
C: Who's that?
B: I dunno but he has a guitar :0
C: so what T-T
B: he's cool
Javier: *sleeping*
(bonnie) *tuning*
HOLY FUCK I'M JUST NOW LISTENING TO FL-CHANS SONGS AND THEY FUCKING SLAP
HUH WHA
HHHHHHHH I'M ON FL-SLAYER RN AND IT'S REALLY GOOD
UWU
what ovo
idk
why are you hard
Javier: idk
ohh!
Javier: what
your hard? I can’t see it?
Javier: *points to pants and you see his dick throbbing through his pants*
oooohhh cute
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Five nights at Freddy's, is this where you want to be I just don't get iiiittt
Why do you wanna stay? FIVE NIGHTS AT FREEEEEDDDDIIEEEESSS
uh oh the unstoppable three 
