"Hey...Phil...do you hear that?
"Sounds like a classic case of DID-Damsel in distress-C'mon, kid, it's time for some real weird experience!!"
time skip to when they reach Megan thee stalion?
mhm!
The river guardian still had Meg, as she struggled against him
Hades:" now what do we have here?"
Still not Hades.
sorry I meant Hercules but I was thinking ab Hades-
pft-
* Hercules: "what do we have here?~"
Meg was still struggling against the stupid river guardian
"Nn-let go you four-legged freak-"
???:"Aww...~I like 'em fiery-"