I'm assuming you meant the river guardian
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH-LET ME GO!"
Herc and Phil heard her screaming as they were flying past
"Hey...Phil...do you hear that?
"Sounds like a classic case of DID-Damsel in distress-C'mon, kid, it's time for some real weird experience!!"
time skip to when they reach Megan thee stalion?
mhm!
The river guardian still had Meg, as she struggled against him
Hades:" now what do we have here?"
Still not Hades.
sorry I meant Hercules but I was thinking ab Hades-
pft-
* Hercules: "what do we have here?~"