Sure!
0-999 : World's Biggest Light-Weight
1,000 - 1,999 : 15-to-20 for being a lightweight
2,000 - 2,999 : I blacked out, where am I?
3,000 - 3,999 : It's their fault for not being home
4,000 - 4,999 : Drunk Lock Picking isn't easy
5,000 - 5,999 : I let them catch me. It was only fair
6,000 - 6,999 : At lease I got away with the alarm clocks
7,000 - 7,999 : Destroyer of Cats
8,000+ : Drunk Mastermind