"Yeah and I should be begging you to kill me, but you don't see me doing that, do you!? I mean jeez-"
"Hf-"
He tensed up and backed away a little, eyes widening
"........."
"Ooookayyy...what are you gonna tell them, I manipulated you with my nonexistent beacon powers?"
"I think they're going to notice the lack of stab wound...honestly? Just blame the gods."
