"I think they're going to notice the lack of stab wound...honestly? Just blame the gods."
"No-dumbass, just say the gods told you not to kill me today. Something about-I dunno-it not being the right time or some shit. People eat that crap up."
She looks at him
"Is it done...?"
"....I understand."
"It is wonderful that the gods have chosen to communicate with you..."
