“I won’t.”
He stared at him, eyes wide
"What do you want human!?"
“I just wanted to say hi. You’re not being very manly right now.”
"Yeah, I'm not really a man dumbass-well not by your standards anyway. You see a dick? No, you don't."
“that isn’t what I mean.”
"Oh yeah? Then what do you mean?"
“That’s complicated but what I mean is you’re being rude.”
"Mhmmmmmm...well-sorry, but in all fairness, you did kinda sneak up on me..."
“I guess.”
"...what's your name...?"
