"GAH!"
He jumped, startled
"DON'T TOUCH ME I'M POISONOUS!"
“I won’t.”
He stared at him, eyes wide
"What do you want human!?"
“I just wanted to say hi. You’re not being very manly right now.”
"Yeah, I'm not really a man dumbass-well not by your standards anyway. You see a dick? No, you don't."
“that isn’t what I mean.”
"Oh yeah? Then what do you mean?"
“That’s complicated but what I mean is you’re being rude.”
"Mhmmmmmm...well-sorry, but in all fairness, you did kinda sneak up on me..."
“I guess.”
