(Gf)*Slaps him*
BF: ugh my head hurts, well I can't ask gf to help me because she thinks I cheated on her so I'll just go to the hospital
(Gf)*Running*
BF: Uh Oh *flies over to the fake bf* WOAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Fake BF: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? I POISONED YOU, STABBED YOU, SHOT YOU, EVERYTHING
BF: YOU CANT KILL ANGELS DUMBASS THATS WHY *blasts the fake bf into gory bloody pieces*
(Truck was coming)
(Gf)oh no
(Truck was driving faster)
(Gf)*Slides under the truck*you missed HAHA
*a airplane was falling towards bf*
BF: Easy peasy *backflips over the plane and throws it back to where the flight was staged*
(Gf)*Backs up into Bf* ow w wait wha
BF: What t- oh it's you. *looks sad and walks away*
(Gf)*Kisses him* I missed you!
BF: *blushes a bit* w-wait don't you think I cheated o-on you?