FUCK 路 By Madner cumabat (real), jordan
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BF and Pico
Pico: I'm bored
(Gf)Hey Pico where is Bf
Pico: He's in the backyard making music
(Gf)Oh why don't we join him then! If you wanna?
Pico: Sure
(GF)*Goes outside*
BF: Now what should I call this song
(Gf)Hey Bf!
BF: hmm I GOT IT How about "Boyfriend-Battle" oh hey gf :D
(Thanks!)
(np)
Pico: Bf why are you wearing my shirt
BF: its comfy
Pico: did you have to wear mine though?
BF: mhm <:3
Pico: you look cute in my shirt
BF: Thanks
Pico: I gotta go rq uhh *runs down stairs*
Pico:
(Gf)*Eating chips*
Pico: *on the floor nose bleeding*
BF: PICO ARE YOU OKAY-
(Gf)*Falls asleep馃槾*
Ayana: A-are you sure you want me to do this..?
BF: Yeah! It's easy just go like this
Ayana: o-okay
(Gf)l<
(Tabi)damn *Grabs Gf and leaves*
Pico: are y'all having an ex porn battle or
(Gf)Boyfriend is a stupid cheater *Crying*
(Tabi)hmmm
The Real BF: Hey guys I just go- what the fuck is this an sus impostor
(Gf)*Crying*
(Tabi)It's ok
BF: <:( gf why are you sad thats an fake
(Tabi)GET BACK
(Gf)*Runs away crying*
BF: it w-wasnt eve-... ok thats it I'm done with this *grabs knife and flies away with it*
(Gf)*Crying more*
BF: I don't want to do this
??? : you dont have to
BF: I will just do it *stabs self* o-o-ow
?? : I'll see you in the afterlife
BF: n-n-ngh it hurts
https://itch.io/post/4091982
Fake BF: I'm just fricking my ex go away
BF: *snatches picos gun and kills the fake* :) I would never have sex with ayana
eh idk
BF: *crying* I hate everything
at the haunted mansion
(Gf)
(Bf)*Having a spooky rap battle*
(Skid: I hear spooky musi- 0.0
(Pump: what鈥檚 wrong Ski- oh
(Bf)*Singing b-side spookeez*
*distracted*
(Bf)*Continues*
(Gf)YAY GOOD JOB BF!
(Skid: *brain stops working*
(Pump: ... this isn鈥檛 good...
(Bf)*Stops*
(Skid: ...
(Pump: Skid..?
(Bf)...?
brainzzzzzz
(Pump: cool so you are like a zombie now?
(Skid: yeah!
(BF)
(Pump: ... why so many colours...?
(Bf)Oh sup guys
(Gf)hey
(Pump: Hai!
(Skid: I鈥檓 a zombie
(Gf)AHHHh
(Bf)WHOA COOL
the only thing I don鈥檛 like about it is all these dumb flys!
(Gf)Hiding behind BF
(Bf)oh still cool though
well it isn鈥檛 as fun as I thought
yes
u uh.. h hi austy *nervous*
"U-uhm h-hey milo!"
" A-are you ready f-for our d-d-date? "
I I mean I鈥檓 as ready as I鈥檒l ever be
"o-okay! ^///^" *sits down*
S s so W what would y you recommend?
"w-well I don't really k-know what they h-have yet"
o oh *gives menu * hmm
"I-I'll just have some ramen when t-the waiter gets here"
I I think I鈥檒l h h have t the same *scratching marks on my face*
Senpai: ah, a new Fair maiden has come in search for true love!, a serenade where gentlemen decide where her beautiful heart shall reside.
BF: Yo mama so fat that-
(Gf)...
BF: :)
(Gf) :3
Senpai: ew yo mama jokes are so 2017, grow up you ugly worm.
BF: deez nuts
(Gf)*Laughs a little*
in the spooky kids attic
*whistling eerie*
(Bob)Humming while walking down the street
Ron: I can do some cool rap!
Little Man: No one cares
Opheebop: *just singing*
(Bob)hm?
Ron: I can do really cool rap! 1! 1! 1!
LM: Shut up
Opheebpp: *Still singing*
(gn babe)
aww gn :(
sorry I鈥檝e been sleep deprived for 5 days baby
(Bob)Hey guys
Opheebop: Oh hello babe!
Ron: hello
LM: *smol angry squeaking*
(Bob)Hewo
Opheebop: ^w^
Ron: *singing Ron*
LM: *singing Little Man*
(Bob)w who want to sing against me?
Opheebop: Ill sing against you baby!
(what are you leaving?!?)
(yea)
(why?!)
(Idk)
(you can't just leave and not have a reason for it.. Is it about meme??)
(uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i......no
(you seem really unsure about that)
i'm bob
Somewhere in Nevada
man where the freak I'm a
Demi: idk
(tricky) COOOOKIE!
*somewhere in the forest*
Aw yea! Snow
A-
*falls on snow*
*waits*
Where is shee
Man
today is singing practice
Since I can't rap
*sigh*
demi: doing sum beeps and boys before practice
Epic
idk why I rp here when no one is rping with me
