AK smiled and said, "I'm here to stay Varian." Suddenly..AK's stomach growled.
"Pft-"
"Don't laugh at me! I haven't had food in a while, ok? I'm hungry let's go."
"Ok, ok-hang on, I think I have something-"
He rummages through his bag
"AHA!"
"What is it??"
"A magical artifact I um-ahem-borrowed, a while back."
AK raises one eyebrow? "Borrowed? Nevermind. How does it work?"
He pulls it out-it's an embroidered tablecloth
"Ok...now if I can just remember the words um-"
AK leans in a little too close for comfort. He was obviously interested in what was going to happen.
"Oh! Ahem-'Good tablecloth, please set thineself-'"
The table cloth unfolds and hangs suspended in the air, as though from an invisible table