"Ok, ok-hang on, I think I have something-"
He rummages through his bag
"AHA!"
"What is it??"
"A magical artifact I um-ahem-borrowed, a while back."
AK raises one eyebrow? "Borrowed? Nevermind. How does it work?"
He pulls it out-it's an embroidered tablecloth
"Ok...now if I can just remember the words um-"
AK leans in a little too close for comfort. He was obviously interested in what was going to happen.
"Oh! Ahem-'Good tablecloth, please set thineself-'"
The table cloth unfolds and hangs suspended in the air, as though from an invisible table
AK looks as if he just saw magic for the first time. "That's amazing Varian!"
He smiles a little at seeing his excitement
"Just wait-"
Plates of food start appearing out of thin air on the tablecloth
At this point AK, was drooling...he ate his food so fast that he started choking on it..