Such a unique idea! I also loved that you guys went 200% into the absurdity of the game, I audibly chuckled at a few of the lines, and the intro sequence felt like it was ripped straight out of an old SNES game. My only criticism is that I don't think this would work as a full game, but it doesn't have to, this is a bloody game jam, so in reality you've created perfection. Congrats!