"yes you do."
"Pfft- you're so insecure."
"You sure princess? Cause you keep doing that with your skirt."
"That's what I thought."
"Don't worry princess. I mean damsel in distress. ONE DAY A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR WILL SHOW UP TO SAVE YOU. You know what I call that knight. I call him T H E R A P Y."
