"That's what I thought."
"Don't worry princess. I mean damsel in distress. ONE DAY A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR WILL SHOW UP TO SAVE YOU. You know what I call that knight. I call him T H E R A P Y."
"get therapy. That's all I'm saying."
"Why would you say that?"
"I've met a lot of people who got better because of therapy."