"Pft..."
“hell wasn’t much fun either.”
"Yeah, I'd imagine..."
“so I came to earth... ever heard of the black death pandemic?”
"Yeah..."
“uhm... yeah you can guess what happened...”
"Woah..."
“So i caused one of the worst pandemics in history and then got stuck to a graveyard.”
"Sounds about right..."
“well... I don’t think I’m ever gonna be let back into hell. Not with the disaster I caused. Even satan was ashamed... but screw that guy I’m stronger but he got all the credit. Didn’t even make me his right hand man.”
